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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.26 01:55:32 -
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We assist all wars. Contact us for contracts. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.26 15:17:48 -
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We have thousands of targets. We love it. Looking forward to locking horns with y'all! 
We are growing to provide support in many areas.
Join in-game channel HYM8 for details/trolling/ and general toomfoolery. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 16:45:53 -
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We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun!  |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 18:34:54 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:I sincerely wish to see this developed into legitimate thing.
I have faith, just a few pitfalls along the way. (25 bill bestower). We are resilient however and will prevail. 
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 19:47:22 -
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Loyalty Inspector wrote:Captain Cricket wrote:We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun!  I QUIT !!!
Incorrect value on bestower, will get fixed. Obvious infiltrator from previous version. I asked him to load a shuttle with plexes and go criminal, after all, it's a reflection of him/her and not The Marmite Collective 2.0. I suggested he biomass, but we will see. Either way, lols were had by everyone. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 23:59:55 -
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Ok, so funny story....
A toon named loyalty Inspector (tora bushido alt) joins my corp as I let in newbros to provide them content. He loses a bestower purposely to marmite 1.0. The bestower shows as 25 bill on zkillboard but yet is worth 1.4 million isk for real. I would link the actual killmail, but its not allowed.
The fact that marmite 1.0 sets up such a rediculous ploy to pad their killboard delights me. I assured my friend loyalty inspector (floral burrito)that it was his intentional loss that made an imaginary emotional boost for himself, whose empire is crumbled beyond repair..
It's a good thing here at The Marmite Collective 2.0 that we find zkillbaord obsolete and prone to manipulation.
Happy Hunting Marmite 2.0, we have targets galore! 
EDIT : I confirmed the character's true identity as they logged in and out of each other within 20 seconds several times. If this loss is true to value.........he spent at least $600 US on plex. Let's all point and laugh, I am. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 14:30:16 -
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In the spirit of giving in this wondrous holiday season, I am opening all our aggressor wars to allies. This means free wars against marmite 1.0 to name one.
Please take advantage of this fine offer and enjoy.
We are taking contracts and will assist all wars. Join HYM8 channel for intel |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 15:00:15 -
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Bestower loss mail linked in my HYM8 channel. It's only worth 1.4 mill. In discussion with owner of zkillboard to get it expunged.
Quite hilarious and shows a desperation on tora's part.
Contracts and opportunist kills are what we do. Thousands of targets and killboard manipulators are only part of the fun! Have a great day!
Edit : pic looks dumb and innapropriate. You scramble back to your station whenever anything challenging comes your way. And it would seem you only undock in a tanked geddon....only when the kill is assured 100%.
EDIT EDIT : The Marmite Collective 1.0 war open for allies/opportunists and people looking for dummies to kill. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 15:08:57 -
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I realize you throw isk at people to get things done, we rely on a friendly coalition. Your time is over.
Thanks for the bumps too! |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 19:42:38 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:People pay us to shoot things. Between jobs we shoot things for fun, or to extort for money.
It's also very good advertising to utterly ruin somebody's week. Kind of a "see how bad that sucked? Want someone else to experience that? Pay us money and your hated rival can be our next target."
Your thread is down there somewhere. Why not bump it instead of mine?
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.29 12:44:00 -
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A fresh new day!
Tons of targets and good times.
We are accepting contracts and have allies open for our war against The marmite collective 1.0. If you want a piece of this dying alliance, now is the time. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.29 16:13:26 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Captain Cricket wrote:If you want a piece of this dying alliance, now is the time. We knew that already. It's good that you're no longer in denial, that your alliance is dead soon. 1B wasted. 
I was speaking of your alliance. 1 billion is chump change and I have faith in the GM's to fix your manipulated 1.4 mill bestower kill. Everyone knows you manipulated both eve and zkillboard. It's pretty sad, but has no effect on my beatiful alliance. Try again please.
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.29 20:48:39 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:They're probably to busy renaming your alliance 
I'm sorry but you're wrong. The Marmite Collective 2.0 will always be here. You seem angry.....my pockets are deep. Since your alliance seldomly leaves uedama, how do you get contracts? You must be hemorrhaging isk on wars. Elements like what squad and pirat keep your boys out of Jita and Amarr, the fountains of eve.
A senior gm is seeing about your killboard manipulation as well as your unhealthy relationship with some isd's. I expect changes for the better. 
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.29 23:34:52 -
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Oh? I guess anyone could have posted that comment, as the disqus comment in question is from an unregistered account. I did forward the mail in-game to many, so I suspect it's a fan of yours. Nice try, got anything else? Your thread isnt doing so hot, switch on the damage control.
HYM8 is open for contracts,opportunist ganks and war assists free of charge.
And don't forget we are open for assists against the marmite collective 1.0. We don't need the help, it's just to save you some isk. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.30 12:47:53 -
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A new day and more bumps.
The Marmite Collective 2.0 remains strong and ready for any challenge.
Awaiting more empty threats from tora bushido...... |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid EVE Alliance 50009664
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Posted - 2016.01.04 12:26:06 -
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Happy 2016 everyone from The Marmite Collective 2,0! |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid EVE Alliance 50009664
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Posted - 2016.01.04 18:51:25 -
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Well, it was a fun ride. Lols lasted for days. The Marmite Collective 2.0 will live on forever in the hearts and minds of people.
I'm more handsome then tora, but alas, I don't have a boyfriend at CCP. I'll definitely find ways to manipulate events in the future, even though tora is busy shining shafts and gnob gobbling for our good friends at CCP. This is an unhealthy relationship that needs to end as tora gets special perks and treatment.
Once again, happy 2016 everyone from The real Marmite Collective 2.0
IB4TL
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid EVE Alliance 50009664
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Posted - 2016.01.06 19:25:24 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Captain Cricket wrote:Well, it was a fun ride. Lols lasted for days. The Marmite Collective 2.0 will live on forever in the hearts and minds of people. I'm more handsome then tora, but alas, I don't have a boyfriend at CCP. I'll definitely find ways to manipulate events in the future, even though tora is busy shining shafts and gnob gobbling for our good friends at CCP. This is an unhealthy relationship that needs to end as tora gets special perks and treatment. Once again, happy 2016 everyone from The real Marmite Collective 2.0  IB4TL I've seen people's accounts banned for less. 
You sound like an emotional guy. Anger will consume you, yet I'll still be here. Banned account? CCP says no. Have a great day. Maybe they're getting sick of your whining...just an fyi. |
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